gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
- cup your hands around them protectively
- lift them from the ground
- gently kiss their fuzzy heads
- say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
- peep peep
bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing
i’m 5’5, a nigga told me i wasn’t “fun-sized” enough
How talk was he
6’1, said the tallest he’d go was 5’4 and a half
he ain’t want you
nigga hit you with that kansas city shuffle
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.