basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep
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bella-vida-en-seoul:

lifelovekorea:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

Almost crying.

ㅠㅠ

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

tsunamiwavesurfing:

dontbeabrat:

myroyalphilosophy:

dontbeabrat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

i’m 5’5, a nigga told me i wasn’t “fun-sized” enough

i’ll wait

How talk was he

6’1, said the tallest he’d go was 5’4 and a half

he ain’t want you

nigga hit you with that kansas city shuffle

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

image

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lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
fusterclucked:

sarahsnitch:

letusgoofftoneverland:

JurASSic Park

omg caitlin thought these were dino knuckles.

yes. yes, it’s back
Rock On